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Fantasy's Tattoo

Fantasy's Tattoo!

Star Trek TOS

"Space must have felt a whole lot bigger back then.."

Enter

"My one weakness, my Achilles heel if you will"

Fame

"Papa was a rollin' stone"

Sisters at a Ceasefire

"Sisters at a Ceasefire"

Xena

"This guy's driving me nuts!"

Pirates

moments to never forget. A great magnum opus to the opening chapter of my adulthood

Pittsburgh Riverhounds

love the Riverhounds!

Dean Martin

"our song <3"

Rosemary's Baby

one of my favorite movies, 'What have you done to its eyes!'

Evil Dead

"easily my fav horror franchise"

Larry Bud Melman

"RIP to the legend, Larry Bud Melman"

Project Zomboid

"The best video game ever made"

The Beatles

"My favorite Beatles song changes often so this is worth checking back on throughout time"

Boyd

A great show I started watching in April '26, can't wait for the next season!

Sidney Crosby

Ten minutes of hockey that changed my life forever

The Pitch on Butler

"There's only one Bryan Muha!"

Social Living

Social Living! One of my favorite artists!

Dave and Paul

Two Cool Cats

Gracie

The Sweetest Girl to Walk this Earth on 4 Legs

Haven

Watch Haven!

Evia Greek restaurant

Thinking about my favorite restaurant

George Harrison

"Some things take so long, but how do I explain? Not too many people can see we're all the same"

Bunk from The Wire

When I hear someone say they haven't watched The Wire

Penguins hat

The hat I had for years that got thrown onto the ice at my first Penguins game ever

Billy Joel

sit around with the folks, tell the same old tired jokes, bored to death on Sunday afternoon

Oakland Pittsburgh

A beautiful afternoon in Oakland

Gene Shalit

Gene Shalit 100 years old in 2026! RIP GENE

Snoopy

One YouTube video I will always click on when I see it

Trivia game

dare you play the game?

Wolfman

my love's fav YouTube skit from childhood. DOLLAR FOR THE WOLFMAN?

Blacksburg Virginia

I'll never forget the precious moments spent in beautiful Blacksburg, VA

Unionize

Unionize! US Foods was such an enjoyable job at that time in my life, they deserve more money! (Practical joke video for laughs)

Tasmania

Best tourism ad ever

Skateboard

A legend doing promo for a show with a band I was a part of (merch guy, it counts)

Defiant Pupil

I swear my cats might have a dormant variant of the defiant pupil, waiting to activate... (what a ridiculous TV show btw)

Stephen Colbert as Noblet

The funniest thing Stephen Colbert ever did

Truck

The type of person to pass you going 90 on the highway, always late to kiss their cousin, blaring Morgan Wallen trap remixes, and you just know they have this tattoo

Jeffrey Combs as Shran

Too thankful to be alive at the same time as Jeffrey Combs

Randy Newman

Randy Newman is so underrated simply due to his Toy Story ties IMO

Jeep

Jeep owners: the lowest common denominator in our society

Cat

When I look back, boy I must have been green

Steely Dan

California tumbles into the sea, that'll be the day I go back to Annandale

Lemmy Kilmister

Best late night performance ever

conan style=

The guys who shaped my humor as a child

england style=

A great live preformance by SOFY