Welcome to oldirtyforklift.com

A Perfectly Cromulent Personal Website .✦ ݁˖ Last Updated September 10th, 2026 .✦ ݁˖ Est. June 30th, 2026

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THIS WEBSITE IS BEST VIEWED ON DESKTOP! Currently Enjoying: TV:Star Trek: The Original Series .✦ ݁˖ Music: The Smiths .✦ ݁˖ Games: Project Zomboid

Please traverse around, I hope you find what I have to say entertaining. I encourage you to go to the visitor board!

Oftentimes when I post something on social media I feel some sort of embarrassment, being "public" on some hell-sphere platform made to pad the pockets of shareholders and be a net negative on society. Yet, I still yearn to share my (hopefully) amusing thoughts and observations in life, thus this website is born.

I enjoy TV like Star Trek, Xena, The Simpsons, Late Night TV Shows (Carson, Letterman, O'Brien) and various others I'll talk about at some point for sure. I enjoy sports, mostly soccer right now but football, hockey and baseball are up there too. I enjoy technology, I work in IT, coach soccer and love music.

My aim here is to entertain you and hopefully turn you on to new music, media and my interesting way of thinking.

"oldirtyforklift" has been my social media handle for almost everything for almost 15 years. I studied logistics in high school and one of my classmates was an aspiring rapper (in the most generous terms) and one day my classmates and I were riffing on warehouse logistics rapper names and oldirtyforklift rolled off my tongue and I knew it was the first time those words had been put together. That day an internet identity was born.

I am open to different side projects! If you want me to build you a website like this or have any other general IT work you are trying to get done you can contact me at mail@oldirtyforklift.com.

Proudly in the city of Pittsburgh!


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